Laugh Lines For Educators

From The Book Laugh Lines For Educators
By: Diane Hodges
Things I Have Learned From My Children

1. A king-sized waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 square foot ranch house 1/4 inch deep.
2. A 3 year olds voice is louder than 200 adults in a restaurant.
3. You should not throw baseballs up when a ceiling fan is on.
4. The glass in windows (even double pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
5. When you hear the toilet flush and the words "Uh-oh'" it's already too late.

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